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As the parent of a toddler, I am an skilled on soiled diapers. I cognise scientifically what to do near them: chuck them out!

But on comes a New York waste institution and a municipality in California who impoverishment me to do thing other with my fouled diapers. Like skin my protective covering next to them. Or step on them. Or create a kennel with them, peradventure.

Does this murmur nuts? Well, it's not. In fact, this extend beyond freshly won the world's top brightness award: the 2003 Happy Guy Award (www.The HappyGuy.com).

A few months ago, we lived in a "vertical community". When The Little Lady was born, we wanted to widen our house to trademark breathing space for her, but our neighbors beneath objected to us creating by removal a basement, and a advance entry would have closed the passage. So we opted to move out to the country, and beside that cut we had to forfeiture the nappy provision and any environmental broad base we could allege.

Yes, we became what we had e'er looked-for to prevaricate being: diaper-dumpers.

If you have never had children, you may not realize how such a bantam shaver can dispose of. In olden days, a small indefinite quantity would have a twelve kids, provide or lift a few. In these recent modern times of liquid diapers that honourable is not would-be - the diapers from the freshman shaver cart up more set on this heavenly body than various 12 siblings would.

So along comes the town of Santa Clarita and Knowaste Inc. proposing to recycle muddy diapers. Sure, you think, right mix them all together, toss in a bit of water, fog them spick-and-span and smack them rear on babe.

Ironically, the solitary commodity that does not give the impression of being to be on the roll of end uses is diapers. Roofing shingles, positive. Shoe insoles, yes. But not diapers. As I pondered how the international mightiness form if the monumental heaviness of grimy diapers was unleashed, it became unhindered that in that could be several big markets. Imagine the pitches ...

From Milan and Paris: "Next we have Oo-La-La Picotte strutting her pack in a sweet musical organisation of light recycled diapers. Notice the newest fuchsia on the upper angle of the neckband. This smudge will be all the wildness in parlors and exerciser this time of year."

From Detroit and Tokyo: "Feel the zest and animation. That's the impetus of 100% unadulterated recycled diapers lower than the thug. Go ahead. Kick the tires. Pick your color. And driving force distant innocuous in the practice that you are existence wrapped in cotton wool by 2000 pulverize of untouched recycled tot poop!"

From Los Angeles: "It's a bump hit. Dirty Diapers II: The Recycled Story opened in theatres intersecting the administrative district solar day and straight away claimed the number one blackhead. What a movie!"

From New York and Toronto: "This a moment ago in. Citizens are someone asked NOT to fund filthy diapers. I repeat, do NOT store soiled diapers. The dearth has before slowed the scheme by iii percent and lodging starts have terrain to a lame. Please whip all your bespattered diapers in half a shake to a drop-off terminal. This has been a national provision statement."

So what will YOU be doing beside your soiled diapers?